10 ways Kimi could spice up F1 in 2012

He’s a man of few words, but in his own enigmatic way, Kimi could make quite a splash in 2012. Here’s how….

  1. T shirt with “My other car’s a Citroen” slogan
  2. T Shirt with “Would the real Team Lotus please stand up” slogan
  3. T Shirt with “real drivers do it in the forest” slogan
  4. Do donuts after every race
  5. Powerslide through a couple corners every race
  6. Turn up to a press conference carrying a bottle of beer
  7. Give post-race interviews in the press pen wearing large set of headphones
  8. Appear on the parade lap truck wearing a Gorilla Suit
  9. Insist upon having a small Walls ice cream barrow (complete with umbrella) next to car on grid
  10. Stare blankly at Eddie Jordan after every question
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